If This Had Been An Actual Emergency…
This is a test of the Emergency Blogging System. The bloggers of your area, in voluntary cooperation with federal, state, and local authorities, have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. Like the great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.
If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information. It would certainly be much better than this site— unless it’s the BBC.
That concludes this test of the Emergency Blogging System. We now return to your regular internet drivel.