Slaughtered By Management
The following end-of-the-meeting recap is thought to have taken place at one of the business units within the company I work for. No names have been used to protect my employment status.
We’ve been hanging around this room and shooting so many thoughts back and forth that we’re drowning in ideas on this new recognition award. We’ve literally beaten the idea to death and still don’t have anything to show for it. I feel buried by the crushing weight of this responsibility. Shoot, maybe we ought to call it quits for tonight and take another stab at it tomorrow. No, wait a minute, I’ve got it! Let’s recognize the determination, outstanding innovation and dedication to the person who has had the greatest impact on the most recent quarterly results with the “Executioner Award“.