Pop Wisdom – June 09 June 23, 2009
Posted by Daren in Freedom, Humor, Life, Politics, Wisdom.Tags: Republican Democrat Obama GPS balloon lost "hot air"
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to your current position due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re exactly where you were before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”
Got Dating Issues? December 30, 2008
Posted by Daren in Creation/Evolution.Tags: creation, evolution, Knowledge, science
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Rare Insect Evolved at the Wrong Time
by Brian Thomas, M.S.*
The Lord Howe tree lobster (actually an insect) was thought to have gone extinct around 40 years ago when rats were introduced to the lone island that housed them off the coast of Australia. The insects were rediscovered on a nearby island in 2001 and in a recent analysis of stick insects, evolutionary researchers found significant DNA sequence differences between the three tree lobster groups. They calculated, assuming evolution and its time scales, that the Lord Howe tree lobster was over 20 million years old.1
Confusingly, however, the Lord Howe Island home of the tree lobster has been dated by geologists at only about seven million years—13 million years younger than its namesake insect. The scientists proposed a solution to this puzzle in Proceedings of the Royal Society B.2 According to their theories, these insects evolved on a series of now sunken volcanic islands. When an older island eroded and submerged, the insects migrated to the next one in the chain, eventually arriving on Lord Howe Island, which is the most recently formed. This hypothesis assumes that the now sunken volcanic peaks were once former islands that existed for long time spans, and also assumes that genetic differences between the tree lobster groups were formed by mutations over vast eons. But neither of these assumptions is supported by observation—only by conformity to the evolutionary view.
Conflicting evolutionary dates between disciplines like those in this news report,3 as well as within a discipline,4 are the rule rather than the exception.5 In geology, they are called discordant dates and unexpected or undesirable results are ignored or are filed away for future consideration. In biological sequence homology studies, the conflicting dates are routinely scrubbed out in practice, as a manual for producing such sequences describes: “When conflicts with that assumption occur (and they often do), they are explained by ‘reversal,’ ‘convergence,’ or ‘parallelism’….[These] are required as extra steps or hypotheses to explain the [conflicting age] data.”6
The conflicting ages given for the Lord Howe tree lobster and its habitat adds to a growing list of reasons to doubt the façade of the evolutionary time scale. In its place, an even more scientifically sound history—one not so riddled with contradictory dates—is the one given to us by the Creator in Genesis. In this model, the tree lobster, a large, ground-dwelling insect (easily captured for prey), found a haven from predators on the post-Flood Lord Howe Island only thousands (not millions) of years ago.
References
- Coelho, S.Ancient Insect Hails from Sunken Island. ScienceNow Daily News. Posted on sciencenow.sciencemag.org on December 17, 2008, accessed December 24, 2008.
- Buckley, T. R., D. Attanayake and S. Bradler. Extreme convergence in stick insect evolution: phylogenetic placement of the Lord Howe Island tree lobster. Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences. Published online December 16, 2008.
- Thomas, B. Cambrian Clash: Fossils and Molecular Clocks Disagree. ICR News. Posted www.icr.org on October 20, 2008, accessed December 22.
- Austin, S. A. 1992. Excessively Old “Ages” For Grand Canyon Lava Flows. Acts & Facts. 21 (2).
- Woodmorappe, J. 1979. Radiometric Geochronology Reappraised. Creation Research Society Quarterly. 16 (2): 102-129.
- Hall, B. 2007. Phylogenetic Trees Made Easy. Sunderland, MA: Sinauer Associates, 78.
Image Credit: Thomas Reischig
* Mr. Thomas is Science Writer.
If This Had Been An Actual Emergency… September 29, 2008
Posted by Daren in Humor, Life, nothing.Tags: BBC, Blogging, Emergency, Flood, Test
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This is a test of the Emergency Blogging System. The bloggers of your area, in voluntary cooperation with federal, state, and local authorities, have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. Like the great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.
If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information. It would certainly be much better than this site— unless it’s the BBC.
That concludes this test of the Emergency Blogging System. We now return to your regular internet drivel.
A Vacation March 19, 2008
Posted by Daren in Life.Tags: Bible, octogenarian, radio, TV news, vacation, virtue
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Listening to the radio and watching TV news lately has got me down. Maybe it’s that, plus several other life events, combining into some toxic brew that doesn’t go down well. Something is in the air. The ugliness of politics, the brutality of Muslim extremists, the depth of our economic troubles, the Orwellian reality of political correctness…and personal life with the weight of college loans, my kids’ job outlook, octogenarian parents, etc. I could go on, but you get the point.
What I need is a vacation. Not a trip, not a hotel, though that’s nice too. I need regular renewal of my spirit. I have decided it’s an issue of ‘intake’. We humans are designed to run best when we feed our brains with the right mix of nutrients, just as our bodies need balanced nutrients, blah, blah, blah. We all hear that kind of thing, but I have ignored it lately. Oh sure, I attend a weekly Bible study group and do the daily homework (most of the time). But is that all that’s necessary to protect my melon from mental meltdown?
I’m going to take little vacations for positive input. I don’t mean that “finding the divinity within” nonsense… I mean following the Bible’s mental mandate:
“Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.”
I’ll be honest. I haven’t spent much effort to pursue that. How many dragons can one slay on an empty stomach… or an overly burdened heart?
Netanyahu tells envoys he could stop rockets March 14, 2008
Posted by Daren in Israel, Politics.Tags: Jerusalem, Knesset, Netanyahu, Olmert, rocket fire
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Prime Minister Ehud Olmert briefed opposition leader Binyamin Netanyahu on the security situation for the first time in a few months on Thursday, at the Prime Minister’s Office in Jerusalem.
Relations between the two men have deteriorated since a scathing speech Netanyahu delivered to the Knesset following the Winograd Report’s publication in January and reached new heights last week amid mutual recriminations in a meeting at the Knesset Foreign Affairs and Defense Committee.
Both sides described Thursday’s meeting as businesslike and cordial and said that all security and diplomatic issues were discussed.
Also on Thursday, Netanyahu briefed 20 foreign ambassadors at Tel Aviv’s Carlton hotel and told them that the situation in the western Negev was intolerable and that he could fix it. He criticized Olmert for telling Ashkelon residents to get used to living under rocket fire.
“A prime minister who says the public has to get used to rocket attacks must be replaced by a prime minister who can bring about quiet and serenity,” Netanyahu said.
Netanyahu also told the envoys that the negotiations with Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas could cause harm, because if he returned to his people empty-handed it would cause him grave political damage.
He said that all of Jerusalem must remain in Israeli hands, to prevent it from falling to Hamas and to keep it safe for people from around the world.

