Book Review: Before You Leap
I just finished reading a book written by a fifty year old. A fifty year old frog. The book is titled “Before You Leap: A Frog’s-Eye View of Life’s Greatest Lessons” by Kermit The Frog. Yep, a book written by a Muppet. I needed a light-hearted read and this book didn’t disappoint me. I knew it was going to be a fun read when I saw some of the chapter titles parodying self-help books such as:
- When Bad Things Happen to Good Frogs
- Don’t Sweat the Small Bugs (And They’re All Small Bugs)
- Moving Your Own Cheese
To give you an idea what the book is like, here are some excerpts:
Life Lessons from Rowlf the Dog: You should never bite the hand that feeds you. It’s not kind. It’s not sanitary. And rabies shots hurt like the dickens.
Gonzo:That which doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, even as it exponentially increases our health insurance premiums.
Kermit The Frog interviewing Waldorf and Stattler:
Kermit: So anyway, what’s it like being old?
Statler: It’s like being young, only slower and with a lot more sounds you can’t identify.
There is a section in the book titled Find Time for Free Time. Bummer. I definitely didn’t want to read this. My life has been pretty busy lately with work and home and work and classes and work. Did I mention that work has been busy? So at this point I wasn’t really in the mood for advice from a Muppet. But I got it anyway.
Taking it easy is something that a lot of people simply forget to do. They get so caught up in their day-to-day struggle to make a living and get ahead that they don’t enjoy themselves. They don’t stop to smell the roses, sit back to watch the sunset, or, my personal favorite, pause to pluck a banjo on the bayou. – Kermit The Frog
Wow! This hits a little to close to home. Not the banjo, but finding free time. It’s been a while since I have purposely found free time – time to play my guitars, time to read my stack of books that lay in the corner that I’m going to get to “some day”. I have lists for all my “some day” stuff. I even have piles of “some day” stuff all over the floor in my office at home. “Some day” will never come unless I take the time to find it. I think I’ll go read another book.
Why is it so important to find something to do with your free time? Because, if you don’t, someone else will.

Thanks for the review – it sounds like a great book —- any quotes from Ms Piggy in there? I sure miss the Muppet Show—”where have all the muppets gone, long time passing.”
thanks
bkmackenzie
Miss Piggy contributes quit a few pages to the chapter “How to Succeed at Success Without Being Too Trying”. Her contribution is called “Miss Piggy’s Secrets for Success”. In it, one of her steps are: Treat Others As You Want To Be Treated, which in itself would be reasonable until Miss Piggy gets a hold of it.
Her suggestion is: “…when handing your keys to that red-jacketed person who will park your car, say “Good evening” and “Thank you” rather than “Don’t dent the fenders, chowderhead”…”
Always good advice…
Thanks Todd –
I will remember that –
Love your blog – for Four guys who do not know anything – you are appear to have some good insight on life.
bkmackenzie